oh how the mackles have mored
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
if it’s water, it’s wet!
Bromance at its finest
I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!
how much money do they pay the models in stock photos
IS THAT SALAMI
presenting yourself in a new school on the first day like