persnickety-platypus

(lol here!)

sir-oliver-tressilian:

otter-is-grapelocked:

sir-oliver-tressilian:

Making my way downtown Walking fast Faces pass And I’m hell bound

It looks more to me like you’re on the
Highway to Hell

i have missed a golden opportunity

otter-is-grapelocked:

sir-oliver-tressilian:

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I’m hell bound

It looks more to me like you’re on the

Highway to Hell

i have missed a golden opportunity

death-by-lulz:

moelesterationista:

Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

thechamberofsecrets:

white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste

within-the-seahorses-belly:

Do you ever watch a film and there’s an unexpected hot person and just

plumbat:

beastlyart:

manfurarm:

nevver:

Ladybird Mimic Spider

#fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER

Sketchass Arachnofondler. My new band name.

Reblogging for the tags.

What Beastlyart said.